Really, you haven’t lived until you see your mother crack up at ‘They got my dick message!’

Took mom to Guardians.

She also refuses to believe me that Chris Pratt us ‘that chubby goofball on Parks and Rec.’

She also got mad at me at the end of the movie because I told her Bradley Cooper was in it and he never showed up.

Then I had to explain the Infinity Stones and that’s when the wine came out.

(Source: maggiesox)

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"[Science-fiction movies] are the kinds of movies I enjoy watching, much as I really enjoy history and science, but I was noticing that I was having trouble convincing people, when I was pitching on projects, that I would be capable of doing this. There was a little bit of an attitude of, ‘Well, you’re a woman, you’re not writing romantic comedies, we’ll give you the Marie Curie biopic… They kept saying, ‘This is a guy’s movie, you know, it’s really a guy’s movie.’ I didn’t want to say, ‘Are you saying a woman can’t write a guy’s movie?’’ What is a guy’s movie anyway? If you’re making a movie that’s just for one gender, what’s the point?"


-Nicole Perlman, writer of Guardians of The Galaxy script, about the difficulty of finding sci-fi writing positions as a woman.

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— (via tinybeannie-reviews-stuff)

Just saying.

Really, you haven’t lived until you see your mother crack up at ‘They got my dick message!’

theandrewkwan:

Do it like Kevin Bacon!Graphic Minimalist poster.

theandrewkwan:

Do it like Kevin Bacon!

Graphic Minimalist poster.

grarg:

"The Groots"

grarg:

"The Groots"

(via wilwheaton)

latenightseth:

Amy Poehler’s reaction to Chris Pratt’s surprise package is priceless.

(via knopeyep)

Rocket really likes baseball.

Rocket really likes baseball.

(Source: awwww-cute, via miggylol)

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

(via sandyella)

(Source: drunkonstephen, via lotus09)